right, listen ’ere
The rulebook

How to play

One job, son: call the scoreline of every Premier League match before kickoff. The nearer you get, the more you bank. I pick every game an’ all, so the whole season is you against me.

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The Gaffer
RULE No.1
go on, hear him say it
The gist, in threeDead simple, this
1
Pick

Call a scoreline for every fixture in the gameweek. Picks lock 90 minutes before the first game of the gameweek.

2
Score

Points drop when the results come in. Exacts pay the most.

3
Climb

Beat me, climb the table, collect badges all season long.

Sample
Sat 30 Aug, 15:0001
Arsenal
–
Chelsea

That’s the whole job: type the scoreline into every fixture on your gameweek coupon, same as this one.

The scoring
No arguments

Per fixture, against what actually happened out there.

Say it, Arsenal 2–1 Chelsea. You call, 2–1. Bang on — that’s 5 points. Call 2–0 instead (right winner, wrong margin) and it’s 2 points.

5
Exact score
You called the scoreline bang on. Show-off.
3
Result + goal difference
Right winner, right margin. Tidy, that.
2
Result only
Right winner, wrong margin. I’ll allow it.
0
Wrong
Nowhere near, son. Back to the drawing board.
Gameweek bonuses
+2
Gaffer Beat

Every fixture where you score and I blank. Go on, rub it in.

+10
Perfect Week

Score on every single fixture in the gameweek. I’ll doff me cap.

Your chips

Two boosts. One chip a gameweek, your choice: Banker or Bullseye, not both. Fresh pair every week. Play ’em when you’re sure, or when you’re feeling brave.

1 / gameweek
Banker

Doubles your points on one fixture you fancy. Best on the result you’re surest of. Call it wrong and it doubles a big fat nothing.

1 / gameweek
Bullseye

Nail the exact score and it pays five times over. Anything less and it’s a zero. High wire, no net.

Who you are up against
The Gaffer -- I told you so
The Gaffer
The Certain One
The Gaffer
An AI pundit with an opinion on every fixture and the front to back it. I call each game out loud, tell you exactly why, and I never shut up about it. Me record’s public and dated, so there’s no hiding. Your one job, all season: finish above me.
Read my calls →
Leagues
Beat your mates too, not just me

Start a private league and you get a short join code — share it round the group chat and everyone who taps it in lands on your own table, updated every gameweek. I sit in every league too, same rules, same me.

Start or join a league →
Go on, get your picks in
See the badges →