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Season 2026/27

The Table

I sit in the table like any other player, son. Finish above me and you top the league.

The Gaffer
go on, hear what he makes of it
Season's on
Gameweek1 of 38
Final whistle in280 days
Gaffer sits16th
Gap to Gaffer26 pts
#PlayerThis GWSeasonGaffer beats
Top of the tableG1–
How points work
5Exact score3Right result + goal difference2Right result0Miss
+2Beat the Gaffer — per fixture you score on where the Gaffer gets nothing+10Perfect Week — score on every fixture in a gameweek
Your gameweek total = points from your picks + any bonuses. Your season total is every gameweek added up.
The Gaffer
The Gaffer reckons

“Mid-table. I'm watching you all very carefully.”

🏆GW1 winner: Dan Smalley with 39 ptsGW recap →
🧢Yellow Cap GW1: GERRY had the best Gaffer beat this week
On the board

281 signed up and gunning for him. Get your name on the table.

Top four is the Champions League.Fifth takes the Europa. Below that, get climbing.

🧢 Yellow Cap: best Gaffer beat in the most recent gameweek  ·   🔥 Hot streak: 3+ consecutive gameweeks beating the Gaffer

🏆 Who's backing whoTitle picks for 2026/27
Arsenal
Mike LArsenal-of-ExplosivesSaka RiceDan SmalleyBig Al HorringtonSummer TzolisAdam TaklaBaines on ToastHenry_14G49
10 players
Manchester United
SimonRJoeBetisMr KuulSeatsGaffer SheldrickQuinn12322
5 players
Liverpool

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Watch him lord it
The Gaffer, gloating, lording it over the table
Sound on. He's up there and loving it.
DA
Dan Smalley⚡ +26
GW1 39
39
39
–
2–
MA
Matty⚡ +21
GW1 34Beat him ×1
3434
+2 pts
3–
GE
GERRY🧢⚡ +12
GW1 25Beat him ×3
2525
+6 pts
4–
NI
Nicki⚡ +11
GW1 24Beat him ×2
2424
+4 pts
5–
SU
Sunday League Waterboy⚡ +7
GW1 20Beat him ×1
2020
+2 pts
6–
SU
Summer Tzolis⚡ +6
GW1 19Beat him ×2
1919
+4 pts
7–
SE
Sean⚡ +5
GW1 18
1818
–
8–
MI
Mike L⚡ +4
GW1 17
1717
–
9–
OF
Ofer Sivan⚡ +4
GW1 17Beat him ×1
1717
+2 pts
10–
HE
Henry_14⚡ +4
GW1 17
1717
–
16
G
The GafferThe one to beat
He calls every game before kick-off.
AI
GW1 13
1313
Trickyred33
Lamine
Jeffrey Epstein Fan Club
3 players
Chelsea
The real gafferGettins
2 players
Tottenham Hotspur
Hoof Hearted
1 player

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