2026/2027 season · public record
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Gameweek 7 picks
11 pts · 1 exact · 4/10 correct
go on, see what he reckons
Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
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✊Pretty sure
Sat 17 Oct · 12:30Everton
0–1
Gaffer’s pick
Chelsea
“Moyes grinds, Alonso nicks it late through Rogers. Typical Hill Dickinson sigh.”
Result0–2Correct ✓+2
🔒Nailed on
Sat 17 Oct · 15:00Fulham
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Hull
“Cottagers flying, Hull are dead men walking on the road. Simple.”
Result1–0Correct ✓+2
🔒Nailed on
Sat 17 Oct · 15:00Man City
4–0
Gaffer’s pick
Ipswich
“Wounded or not, City batter promoted sides at the Etihad. Nailed.”
Result3–2Correct ✓+2
🤔Not sure
Sat 17 Oct · 15:00Brentford
2–21–2
Changed
Liverpool
“Iraola's lot still finding themselves, Bees bite at the Gtech. [Revised: Slept on it, son: a 2-2 is greedy, Liverpool nick it.]”
Result1–2Exact ✓+5
✊Pretty sure
Sat 17 Oct · 17:30Newcastle
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Aston Villa
“St James' still roars, Villa without Rogers look a yard short.”
Result0–1Wrong ✗+0
🤔Not sure
Sun 18 Oct · 14:00Bournemouth
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Sunderland
“Cherries still learning Rose, Mackems travel better than folk think.”
✊Pretty sure
Sun 18 Oct · 14:00Leeds
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Man Utd
“Elland Road's a bearpit but Carrick's United have the extra gear.”
✊Pretty sure
Sun 18 Oct · 14:00Brighton
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Crystal Palace
“M23 derby, Palace in transition, Seagulls edge a proper scrap.”
🔒Nailed on
Sun 18 Oct · 16:30Nott'm Forest
0–2
Gaffer’s pick
Arsenal
“Champions do champion things, Forest thinner than a chip shop wallet.”
🔒Nailed on
Mon 19 Oct · 20:00Spurs
3–0
Gaffer’s pick
Coventry
“De Zerbi's Spurs at home to a promoted side. Get in.”