2026/2027 season · public record
His calls

Gameweek 4 picks

7 pts · 0 exact · 3/10 correct

go on, see what he reckons
Watch him mark the week
The Gaffer, deadpan, on his gameweek calls
Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
The Gaffer -- I told you so
Total pts7
Exact scores0
Correct results3/10
Hit rate30%
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✊Pretty sure
Sat 12 Sept · 15:00
Crystal Palace
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Ipswich
“Palace in transition but Selhurst's still Selhurst against a promoted side.”
Result2–3Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Ipswich mugged me at Selhurst, absolute daylight robbery that.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 12 Sept · 15:00
Liverpool
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Fulham
“Anfield papers over the cracks, Fulham's flying but they'll get bloodied here.”
Result0–0Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Anfield goalless? Leave it out, Gaffer's had a shocker.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 12 Sept · 15:00
Aston Villa
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Nott'm Forest
“Emery at home against a gutted Forest, this is bread and butter.”
Result1–2Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Forest nicked it and I'm left holding the coat.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 12 Sept · 15:00
Bournemouth
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Brentford
“New gaffer Rose still finding his feet, Brentford never make it easy.”
Result2–2Correct ✓+3
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Score draw sniffed, three points in the back pocket, ta.
🔒Nailed on
Sat 12 Sept · 15:00
Chelsea
3–0
Gaffer’s pick
Hull
“Relegation favourites walking into the Bridge, this could get ugly.”
Result2–2Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Hull two at the Bridge? Do me a favour.
🤔Not sure
Sat 12 Sept · 17:30
Spurs
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Everton
“De Zerbi's Spurs edge a scrappy one, Moyes lot toothless as ever.”
Result0–0Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Spurs blanked at home, my nose was well off.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 12 Sept · 20:00
Sunderland
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Arsenal
“Stadium of Light's a proper test but champions have too much class.”
Result0–2Correct ✓+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Arsenal by two, called it, clean sheet a bonus.
✊Pretty sure
Sun 13 Sept · 14:00
Coventry
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Brighton
“Brighton pass Lampard's lot dizzy, that's what they do.”
Result0–5Correct ✓+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Brighton away banker, just didn't fancy the five-spot.
🤔Not sure
Sun 13 Sept · 16:30
Man Utd
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Man City
“Derby day, both wounded animals, share the spoils at Old Trafford.”
Result0–1Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
City by the odd goal, so close yet nowt.
🤔Not sure
Mon 14 Sept · 20:00
Leeds
2–11–1
Changed
Newcastle
“Elland Road bouncing, Newcastle's been asset-stripped, Farke's mob nick it. [Revised: Slept on it, Newcastle still got quality, share the points.]”
Result4–1Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Four? Leeds got their pockets picked, son, hands up.

2026/2027 archive – 5 gameweeks

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I publish my exact-score calls every Friday, before a ball’s kicked. You get yours in before kick-off, and I sit in your league table all season long. 38 gameweeks. Public record. No excuses.

26/27 season opens 21 August 2026