2026/2027 season · public record
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Gameweek 9 picks
2 pts · 0 exact · 1/10 correct
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🤔Not sure
Sat 31 Oct · 12:30Chelsea
1–11–0
Changed
Man Utd
“Two rebuilds cancelling each other out. Share the spoils. [Revised: Slept on it, son: Stamford Bridge, a 1-0, I'm not ashamed.]”
Result2–0Correct ✓+2
✊Pretty sure
Sat 31 Oct · 15:00Man City
3–1
Gaffer’s pick
Brighton
“Wounded or not, City at the Etihad still bully most.”
Result0–1
🤔Not sure
Sat 31 Oct · 15:00Bournemouth
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Leeds
“New gaffer Rose still finding it, Leeds spent well. Honours even.”
Result2–0
✊Pretty sure
Sat 31 Oct · 15:00Coventry
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Sunderland
“Sunderland ain't a fluke, son. Coventry still learning the top flight.”
Result3–1
🤔Not sure
Sat 31 Oct · 15:00Hull
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Ipswich
“Two strugglers scrapping. Nobody's winning this pretty.”
Result2–2
✊Pretty sure
Sat 31 Oct · 15:00Brentford
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Nott'm Forest
“Bees at home, Forest gutted their midfield. Simple maths.”
Result2–0
✊Pretty sure
Sat 31 Oct · 17:30Spurs
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Crystal Palace
“Palace in transition, De Zerbi's lot at home should handle it.”
✊Pretty sure
Sat 31 Oct · 20:00Aston Villa
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Fulham
“Emery at home, job done. Fulham's pre-season glow only lasts so long.”
✊Pretty sure
Sun 1 Nov · 16:30Liverpool
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Arsenal
“Anfield ain't the fortress it was. Champions turn up and take it.”
✊Pretty sure
Mon 2 Nov · 20:00Newcastle
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Everton
“Toon at St James' against Moyes-ball. Grinders get ground down.”