2026/2027 season · public record
His calls

Gameweek 3 picks

9 pts · 0 exact · 4/10 correct

go on, see what he reckons
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The Gaffer, deadpan, on his gameweek calls
Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
The Gaffer -- I told you so
Total pts9
Exact scores0
Correct results4/10
Hit rate40%
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✊Pretty sure
Fri 4 Sept · 20:00
Ipswich
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Liverpool
“Iraola's lot still got the quality, Portman Road won't scare 'em enough.”
Result0–2Correct ✓+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Called the winner, called the clean sheet, tidy that.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 5 Sept · 12:30
Newcastle
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Bournemouth
“Howe knows this mob inside out, Rose still finding his feet.”
Result2–2Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Bournemouth turned up with the paint stripper, hands up.
🤔Not sure
Sat 5 Sept · 15:00
Nott'm Forest
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Spurs
“Forest gutted after selling Anderson, Tonali runs that midfield.”
Result0–0Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Backed goals, got a bore draw, egg on the coat.
🔒Nailed on
Sat 5 Sept · 15:00
Man City
4–0
Gaffer’s pick
Coventry
“Lampard's boys walking into a buzzsaw, Maresca wants a statement.”
Result1–0Correct ✓+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Right result, greedy scoreline, City did the job.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 5 Sept · 15:00
Brighton
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Leeds
“Seagulls at home, Leeds spirited but Hurzeler's got the edge.”
Result1–1Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Leeds dug in, I got greedy backing the Seagulls.
🤔Not sure
Sat 5 Sept · 15:00
Brentford
1–11–0
Changed
Sunderland
“Two hard-to-beat sides, share the spoils, nobody surprised. [Revised: Slept on it, Bees nick it at home, son.]”
Result1–1Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Bees couldn't shut it out, Sunderland nicked one, fair.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 5 Sept · 15:00
Fulham
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Crystal Palace
“Arbeloa's Fulham flying, Palace still finding themselves post-Glasner.”
Result2–3Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Palace done me, son, never saw that coming.
🔒Nailed on
Sat 5 Sept · 17:30
Hull
0–2
Gaffer’s pick
Aston Villa
“Hull out their depth, Emery's Villa too clever for 'em.”
Result0–0Wrong ✗+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Villa forgot their shooting boots, that's on me.
🤔Not sure
Sun 6 Sept · 14:00
Everton
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Man Utd
“Moyes will scrap, Carrick's United still leak, classic Goodison grind.”
Result2–2Correct ✓+3
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Score draw called, three points in the bank, lovely.
✊Pretty sure
Sun 6 Sept · 16:30
Arsenal
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Chelsea
“Champions at the Emirates, Alonso's Chelsea still a work in progress.”
Result2–1Correct ✓+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Arsenal did the business, Chelsea nicked the clean sheet off me.

2026/2027 archive – 5 gameweeks

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I publish my exact-score calls every Friday, before a ball’s kicked. You get yours in before kick-off, and I sit in your league table all season long. 38 gameweeks. Public record. No excuses.

26/27 season opens 21 August 2026