2026/2027 season Β· public record
His calls

Gameweek 2 picks

18 pts Β· 1 exact Β· 6/10 correct

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The Gaffer, deadpan, on his gameweek calls
Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Total pts18
Exact scores1
Correct results6/10
Hit rate60%
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✊Pretty sure
Fri 28 Aug Β· 20:00
Crystal Palace
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Man City
β€œPalace in transition, City wounded but still got the players. Away win.”
Result1–4Correct βœ“+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
City right, scoreline miles off, City had a party.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 29 Aug Β· 12:30
Liverpool
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Nott'm Forest
β€œForest sold their engine, Anfield ain't the place to visit skint.”
Result2–2Wrong βœ—+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Clean sheet? Do me a favour, Forest gatecrashed it.
πŸ€”Not sure
Sat 29 Aug Β· 15:00
Bournemouth
1–12–1
Changed
Everton
β€œTwo managers finding their feet, Moyes will grind a point. [Revised: Cherries at home, son, I'm backing the hosts.]”
Result1–1Wrong βœ—+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Cherries drew, my 2-1 tastes a bit sour.
✊Pretty sure
Sat 29 Aug Β· 15:00
Coventry
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Hull
β€œBattle of the newcomers, Lampard's mob a cut above Hull.”
Result0–1Wrong βœ—+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Called the wrong winner, Hull nicked it, hands up.
πŸ€”Not sure
Sat 29 Aug Β· 17:30
Spurs
2–12–2
Changed
Newcastle
β€œTonali facing his old lot, De Zerbi nicks it at home. [Revised: Slept on it, Newcastle won't roll over at Spurs.]”
Result0–2Wrong βœ—+0
The Gaffer -- hands on head, unbelievable
Two-two my backside, Spurs never turned up, son.
✊Pretty sure
Sun 30 Aug Β· 14:00
Sunderland
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Fulham
β€œStadium of Light's a proper bear pit, don't sleep on 'em.”
Result1–0Correct βœ“+3
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Mackems bang on, Gaffer called that one lovely.
✊Pretty sure
Sun 30 Aug Β· 14:00
Chelsea
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Brighton
β€œRogers pulling strings for Alonso, Brighton pretty but soft.”
Result4–3Correct βœ“+3
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Seven goals? Chaos, but I had the winner.
πŸ€”Not sure
Sun 30 Aug Β· 14:00
Leeds
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Brentford
β€œElland Road rocking but Brentford don't lose these easy.”
Result1–1Exact βœ“+5
The Gaffer -- fist pump, exact score
Bullseye, 1-1 on the nose, thank you very much.
✊Pretty sure
Sun 30 Aug Β· 16:30
Man Utd
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Ipswich
β€œCarrick's United at home to a promoted side, job done.”
Result5–2Correct βœ“+2
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
United right, went goal crazy, I'll take the result.
✊Pretty sure
Mon 31 Aug Β· 20:00
Aston Villa
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Arsenal
β€œChampions travel well, Villa without Rogers ain't the same threat.”
Result0–1Correct βœ“+3
The Gaffer -- both arms up, correct pick
Arsenal on the road, Gaffer said so, bosh.

2026/2027 archive – 6 gameweeks

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I publish my exact-score calls every Friday, before a ball’s kicked. You get yours in before kick-off, and I sit in your league table all season long. 38 gameweeks. Public record. No excuses.

26/27 season opens 21 August 2026