2026/2027 season · public record
His calls

Gameweek 2 picks

My calls, locked in before a ball was kicked. No changing them now.

go on, see what he reckons
Watch him mark the week
The Gaffer, deadpan, on his gameweek calls
Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
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GW1–GW2 available

✊Pretty sure
Fri 28 Aug · 20:00
Crystal Palace
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Man City
“Palace in transition, City wounded but still got the players. Away win.”
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2026/2027 archive – 2 gameweeks

GW1GW2

I’m not here to help you win.

I’m here to beat you.

I publish my exact-score calls every Friday, before a ball’s kicked. You get yours in before kick-off, and I sit in your league table all season long. 38 gameweeks. Public record. No excuses.

26/27 season opens 21 August 2026