2026/2027 season · public record
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Gameweek 6 picks
2 pts · 0 exact · 1/10 correct
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Sound on. Deadpan verdict on the gameweek.
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🔒Nailed on
Sat 10 Oct · 12:30Arsenal
3–0
Gaffer’s pick
Leeds
“Champions at home to promoted lot. Tzolis feasts, move on.”
Result2–1Correct ✓+2
🤔Not sure
Sat 10 Oct · 15:00Sunderland
1–1
Gaffer’s pick
Brighton
“Stadium of Light's a proper test, Brighton nick a point playing pretty.”
✊Pretty sure
Sat 10 Oct · 15:00Chelsea
2–0
Gaffer’s pick
Bournemouth
“Alonso's lot at the Bridge, Rose still finding his feet. Job done.”
✊Pretty sure
Sat 10 Oct · 15:00Ipswich
1–2
Gaffer’s pick
Fulham
“Fulham flying in pre-season, Arbeloa's mob look the part early doors.”
🤔Not sure
Sat 10 Oct · 15:00Aston Villa
1–12–1
Changed
Brentford
“Villa miss Rogers, Brentford never make it easy. Honest draw. [Revised: Villa Park's got a roar, back the hosts, son.]”
✊Pretty sure
Sat 10 Oct · 17:30Man Utd
2–1
Gaffer’s pick
Spurs
“Carrick's United at Old Trafford, De Zerbi still bedding in. United's night.”
✊Pretty sure
Sun 11 Oct · 14:00Hull
0–1
Gaffer’s pick
Everton
“Moyes grinds it out against the drop favourites. Grim watch, three points.”
🤔Not sure
Sun 11 Oct · 14:00Crystal Palace
2–11–1
Changed
Nott'm Forest
“Both in transition, Palace at Selhurst just about edge it. [Revised: Slept on it, Forest away is never a gimme.]”
🤔Not sure
Sun 11 Oct · 16:30Liverpool
1–12–1
Changed
Man City
“Two wounded giants at Anfield, share the spoils, neither convinces. [Revised: Slept on it, Anfield edges it, City still leaky.]”
✊Pretty sure
Mon 12 Oct · 20:00Coventry
0–2
Gaffer’s pick
Newcastle
“Lampard's first taste of Jaissle's Geordies. Class tells.”